Whew! Finally got through with my midsems. Am setting new standards for scoring low marks, especially in basic communication engineering. Given below is a set of guidelines on how to write, or rather, screw up exams really well. I compiled them just before my board exams (an ideal way to spend study holidays, instead of studying, if you ask me). I seriously considered trying a few of these in my midsems....

Ways To Spice Up Your Exams

Exams can get really boring sometimes......well, all the time for me. Following certain simple guidelines can help you screw up your exams very easily. Try the following in your exams if you are bored and sure of failing...
1.Read the question paper thoroughly. If you don't know any answers, read it again. If you still don't have any idea what the questions are about, start writing a mordern day version of romeo and juliet.
2.Watch a movie the day before your exams and write a review of it in your answer sheet.
3.Answer every alternate sentence in black ( guaranteed to irritate the person who corrects your paper.
4.Answer any diagram questions by drawing the examiners face from different angles.
5.Write ten reasons why you think you deserve the lead role in ManiRatnam's next movie.
6.Answer your paper in different languages.
7.Bring a log book to English exam and pretend to do calculations. If asked, just say you are calculating the probability of passing the paper.
8.Appeal to the religious sentiments of the person who corrects your paper. Whenever
there is a question you can't answer, write "JESUS, HELP ME!"
9.If the question paper is exceptionally long and tiresome, try putting in the lyrics for 'Thee Pidikka' song somewhere in the middle of an essay question and see if your teacher notices while correcting the paper.